I thought I would do this in the lazy format of Q&A because it allows me to play the role of snippy and snooty interviewee for a change rather than gullible and strange interviewer.
Who are you?
I am the Canadian Cinephile, a subsidiary and cousin of the Canadian Audiophile. I am also a member of the Online Film Critics Society. I don’t have any credentials. I don’t claim to be an authority on anything, except for maybe putting my pants on one leg at a time.
What do you mean by Canadian?
I mean that I’m from Canada.
Does that mean you only review Canadian movies?
No. I review movies from anywhere and everywhere, including movies made from Michael Bay’s whatnot.
What genres of movies do you review?
Everything from exploitation documentaries about birds to epistemological pornography starring Polish immigrants.
I didn’t like your review of Twilight. Where can I go to complain?
You can address any and all complaints to the head office.
How can I send you my film for the purposes of a review?
To send your movie or nude photos for review consideration, slip me an email here. Because of the relatively high volume of material I receive, I can’t promise to review everything that comes my way.
Where else can I see your crappy reviews?
Check out my entire Blogcritics portfolio here. I’ve also written some music reviews here. I’ve also been known to spend a fair bit of time at Blinded By Sound because the meals are good and I am now an official member of the Cinema Sentries.